Today Page Six claims that Roger Clemens is selling his belongings in order to help pay for all his legal bills. Of course, it's Page Six, and Clemens made $20 million a year for his last several years in the bigs, so it's probably not true, but that doesn't mean we can't still WANT it to be true.
The former Yankee ace, now awaiting word from Congress on his steroid scandal, has sold his Bentley to "Rock of Love" star Bret Michaels. "Bret is a big fan of Roger's and the car is fabulous," said an insider. "Clemens is apparently selling his lavish goods to pay his legal fees." Michaels was overheard gushing about his new ride Friday at the House of Blues in Atlantic City.
And if anyone has shown America what impeccable taste he has, it's Bret Michaels. I'm guessing Atlantic City was one of the casting stops for Rock of Love III. It's one of the few places in America you can find women trashy and desperate enough for that show. Other casting locales include the Florida panhandle, California's Inland Empire, and your mom's house.