Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte and David Carr recorded a few commercials when the three played in Houston and two of them still had careers. Thanks guys, not like there's ever a shortage of meat at ballgames anyway. And by meat, i obviously mean penises. And by ballgames, I mean David Carr's mouth. Many ballgames are played there as well.
You Been Blinded has a few more of the ads, which I haven't watched but won't stop curious people from experimenting with. Hey, i don't judge. That's what queers do.