ROBERT DOWNEY JR IS: KIRK LAZARUS
UGH, NOT THE TIME WARP AGAIN

ALEX RODRIGUEZ IS JUST A REGULAR GUY

By / 07.24.08

Hey everybody, be nice to Alex Rodriguez.  The man's going through tough times, what with his divorce and the endless media scrutiny.  He's just a regular guy like you and me.

The Bronx Bomber dropped a bundle at Barneys Beverly Hills. "He bought sweaters, including a bunch of cashmere zip-up hooded sweatshirts that were about $1,200 each," said our spy. "It was around $50,000 total, a lot of it from Italian designer Brunello Cucinelli." A-Rod avoided the sales floor and had the sweaters brought to him in a VIP area.

Oh thank goodness Barney's Beverly Hills has a VIP area.  Otherwise the obscenely rich people might have to mingle with the lowlifes who are merely upper-upper-class.  And do you know how frustrating it can be to walk around and look for clothes?  I hate that.  I mean, is it so much to ask to just have everything I want materialize in front of me?  Here, just take my credit card and charge a couple years' tuition at a private university, I'm tired of brushing elbows with commoners.


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