Quarterback Carson Palmer — one of three or four Bengals to not get arrested over the last two years — went on a radio show in LA, and the Orange County native and USC alumnus awesomely talked shit about how retarded Ohio State fans are.
I cannot stand the Buckeyes… It's amazing to hear what those guys think about that university and what they think about that football program and [OSU coach Jim] Tressel and all the crap I gotta put up with being back there…
I just can't wait for two years from now when SC comes to the 'Shoe and hopefully [the Bengals will] have a home game that weekend and I can go up there and watch us pound on them in their own turf… I'm really getting sick of it and I just can't wait for this game to get here so they can come out to the Coliseum and experience LA and get an old-fashioned Pac-10 butt-whoopin' and go back to the Big Ten.
Oh man that was sweet. I just hope Carson watches his back the next time he goes to Ohio. What's that? HE LIVES AND WORKS THERE? Oh, that's not smart. I mean, I talk shit about Ohio State all the time, but I've come to terms with the fact that I'm never setting foot in Ohio ever again. Believe me, it was a real tough sacrifice to make. I'll never get to witness Lake Erie on fire, or a Cincinnati race riot, or Buckeye fans defecating in coolers on an October Saturday. What a shame.