While we're focusing on college athletes, meet Chinese-born UNC freshman Long Wang. He wrestled and played football all four years in high school and was a member of the National Honor Society, which really isn't that big of an honor. He's now on the Tar Heel wrestling team as he studies biology and pre-med, and for the record I cannot confirm if he was a naughty schoolgirl for Halloween.
And yes, he's an Asian man named Long Wang. Maybe the greatest ironic name ever, if stereotypes are true. And I certainly hope they are. If stereotypes aren't true, then I might actually have to think when I assess people. I'm much too lazy for that. Man, I'm thirsty. I wish the kitchen wasn't so far away.