Here's Belarussian soccer referee Sergei Shmolik hard at work, much in the same way I'm hard at work right now.
Referee Sergei Shmolik was helped off the field with back pain while officiating a Belarus league match, but later was shown to be drunk…
Shmolik was hardly moving by the end of the match, which ended in a 1-1 draw, officiating from the central circle by the end of the game.
It's also a passable impression of Vincent D'Onofrio's "Bug" character from Men in Black, which is more than I can say about myself. I do more of a Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas. Drinking myself to death, falling in love with hookers, falling through glass tables. "Look at me, I'm a prickly pear!"