BODY OF LIES: RIDLEY SCOTT, CROWE, DICAPRIO
QUEER FOR MY HORSES

KILL ME NOW

By / 07.17.08

Alleged NBA basketball player Marko Jaric brought his fiancee Adriana Lima with him to the ESPYs last night, and it’s easy to see why a gorgeous Brazilian lingerie model would fall for him.  How could any woman say no to such a handsome fellow?  That thin, stringy hair!  The close-set piggy eyes!  The slow-growing hint of mustache and soul patch — why, it’s like he’s an adolescent pirate!  Throw in his 8.3 points per game for NBA powerhouse Minnesota Timberwolves (and now the Grizzlies), and you’ve got what may very well be the perfect man.  I admit, I’m a little jealous of Adriana.  What a lucky gal.

(More ESPY photos on the way)


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