Here's a totally extreme mountain biker extremely crashing his face into the dirt before he extremely gets his spine compressed by a tree. I really hope he's okay. Because I love to laugh at people falling off bicycles, but I'd feel bad about making fun of him if he ended up a quadriplegic. Not saying I wouldn't do it, just that I'd feel bad about it. I do have a heart, you know. I mean, I won't give a homeless person change, but I will set them on fire if they're cold.