By: 07.15.08

To go with this morning's ensmartening written recap, here's video of Josh Hamilton's record-breaking first round at last night's Home Run Derby.  My favorite part is all the times it cuts off Chris Berman in mid-sentence.

Seriously, though: 28 home runs with 38 swings.  It's better than anyone in history, and it was done by a drug addict.  It just goes to show you, kids: if you do lots and lots of heroin, you can do anything you put your mind to.  Usually that "anything" is getting more heroin, but hey: a home run derby record is nice, too.  

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