By: 07.31.08  •  9 Comments

All you Internet viral video directors need to pay attention here.  Not only am I in the business of finding clips of people hurting their faces, I'm also a connoisseur.  I appreciate the art that goes into filming a dumbass failing at a stunt that he had no hope of performing successfully.  So when I say "more slo-mo" and less "victim not writhing in pain," I expect you people to listen and modify as necessary.  You think viewers want to see the rider sit up uninjured?  Hell no.  Edit that shit out.  Only keep the camera running if they're writhing in pain and/or bloody.

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