There's long been a "tastes great / less filling" sort of argument surrounding the beautiful subculture of rollerblading injury enthusiasts: What's better, a face plant or a nut shot? The pain of the groin injury is certainly unmatched, but the visual of a head snapping back (and the ensuing bleeding) can often be more rewarding. "Face plant!" "Nut shot!" "FACE PLANT!" "NUT SHOT!" — The battle rages on.
Well lemme tell ya something: here in America, we don't put harnesses on our dreams. It doesn't have to be either/or. You can have both. Do you want a rollerblader to suffer a nut shot and then endure a face plant into the railing? Baby, all you gotta do is ask.