Here's video (courtesy of AA) of one of the catching Molina brothers getting a Mariano Rivera fastball directly to the groin. Which one is this? Yadier? Bengie? What do you mean, "Jose"? There's a THIRD one? Well, with all those brothers we needn't worry too much about the Molina catcher DNA pool getting thinned out too much. Plus, he's a Yankee, so I'm fresh out of sympathy for him this morning.
In other testicular destruction-related baseball news, the Diamondbacks' Chris Snyder has been placed on the 15-day DL with a fractured testicle. Wait, I don't think I quite typed that correctly. I meant to write OH MY GOD A FRACTURED TESTICLE AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!