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By / 07.02.08

Here's video (courtesy of AA) of one of the catching Molina brothers getting a Mariano Rivera fastball directly to the groin.  Which one is this?  Yadier?  Bengie?  What do you mean, "Jose"?  There's a THIRD one?  Well, with all those brothers we needn't worry too much about the Molina catcher DNA pool getting thinned out too much.  Plus, he's a Yankee, so I'm fresh out of sympathy for him this morning.

In other testicular destruction-related baseball news, the Diamondbacks' Chris Snyder has been placed on the 15-day DL with a fractured testicle.  Wait, I don't think I quite typed that correctly.  I meant to write OH MY GOD A FRACTURED TESTICLE AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! 


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