Here are a couple videos for the three or four people out there who have an internet connection but no cable TV. Above is Joel McHale of The Soup commenting on Alex Rodriguez's ex-stripper hookup (this one, not this one), after the Boston-area skank admitted to being a "Yankee Skank." Oh, those are the worst kind.
After the jump, Jon Stewart riffs on Barack Obama's three-pointer in front of some soldiers during his tour of the Middle East. It's obviously a little more politic-y than sporty, but I thought it was funny, and that's good enough for me. If you don't like it, please take the following steps: 1. Hand-write me a long letter of complaint. 2. Roll paper into a very tight tube shape. 3. Jam that paper up your urethra, because no one gives a shit about your complaints.
[Soup vid via Sports by Brooks]