Sad news from New York last night, as widely beloved slugger Alex Rodriguez has reportedly split from wife Cynthia. The news comes on the heels of rumors about A-Rod's relationship with Madonna and the bonus rumor that Cynthia is off in Paris hooking up with Lenny Kravitz. It also comes a year after A-Rod was caught flying his private stripper around the country to meet him, so if it's cool with everyone I'm gonna go ahead and not be all that surprised by this story.
Who will A-Rod date now? I say one of the broads on American Gladiators. Although I'd give him more style points if he stole Jose Canseco's girlfriend.