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By 08.14.08

Fanhouse dug up this indescribably fantastic footage of NHL MVP Alexander Ovechkin promoting a contest on Russian TV where the first woman to guess his cell phone number wins a date with him. And what a catch! He's 2 meters tall! 95 kilos!

Among the choice quotes:

[Exposing his underwear] "See…Classy…Soviet red…OOOOOHH!"

[Regarding American girls] "They say hello, I say hey, next thing you know they say rape. It's about money. Next thing you know you are arrested."

"Last time I checked before I flew over here, there were over 20,000 rubles in my account. I have no money."

[About his ideal Russian bride] "Show me one such girl and I'd fall on my knees and say, 'You are my temple of poetry.'"


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