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COLIN FARRELL & ED NORTON ARE COPS

CHECK OUT THIS JACKASS

By / 08.04.08

Five seconds.  That's how long this video lasts.  I spend all day jonesing for a video of a skateboarder taking a skateboard to the nuts, and all I get is five seconds.  Where's the intro?  Where's the slow-motion replay?  Where's the slow-motion replay… set to the Chariots of Fire theme?  My friends, where is the art?  I've said it before and I'll say it again: other people's pain and humiliation should be mulled over and savored slowly, like the perfect steak, or fine wine, or midget clown porn.


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