Florida Gators star running back Chris Rainey — a professed lover of the white girls — enrolled in highly coveted “sex classes” this semester, but was disappointed to learn it was all, like, anthropological and shit.
“It’s a lot of people,” Rainey said. “It was all the way to the door when I got in. My back was touching the door.”
And even with all those students in the room, the subject matter was not at all to Rainey’s liking.
“It’s boring,” Rainey said. “I thought it would be fun, like you see on TV. But it ain’t like that.”
Wait, so Human Sexuality classes suck even in the SEC? I figured if there’s ANYWHERE you can watch porn for credit, it’s Florida.