Most of you are probably unfamiliar with Men's Vogue. Basically at some point someone felt that GQ wasn't gay enough, so they made a men's magazine that has even more ads for clothes. Men's Vogue makes Esquire look like Maxim. So congratulations, Eli Manning: this is about as close as you can get to Out Magazine. From the Daily News:
A moussed-up Eli Manning is the cover boy in the September issue of Men's Vogue, offering a glimpse at his oft-hidden sense of humor and his game day menu: Spaghetti, Oreos and Gatorade.
The typically reticent Manning, 27, is known to teammates as a prankster. One of his favorites: parking alongside a lineman's car with just inches to spare, forcing his 300-plus pound protector to climb behind the wheel via the passenger's side.
I don't have a designated team of guys to keep me from getting my spine crushed by blitzing linebackers and 280-pound defensive ends, but if I did, a good idea would be to piss them off whenever I could. Because hey, what could possibly go wrong?