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LERYN FRANCO CAME IN FIRST

By / 08.20.08

I suppose a more accurate headline for the marginally attractive Paraguayan javelinette would be LERYN FRANCO CAME IN SECOND TO LAST, considering that's where she actually finished in the competition.  She didn't get out of the qualifying round and her best throw was 12 meters shy of her personal best.  But when you think about it, she finished first in my heart, and isn't that what really matters?

Another good headline would have been PENULTIMATE FINISH, ULTIMATE BOOBS.  That's pretty much the entire story.  It could have saved me from busting my ass to write seven whole sentences.  I'm exhausted.

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