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NICE TO MEET YOU… WAR MACHINE, WAS IT?

By 08.28.08

The UFC Fighter formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver has formally changed his name to “War Machine.” He was apparently happy with it as only a nickname until a trademark claim by TNA Wrestling made him take decisive action. He wrote on his blog (via CagePotato):

Turns out some gay ass wrestling federation threatened to sue [UFC] because they recently named one of their wrestlers The War Machine Rhino and trademarked the name.

Too fuckin’ bad that I have been using this name for 6 years, have it tatted on my body and it is what my fans yell out when I’m fighting.

If you know my personality then you know damn well I am not gonna let some faggot ass, FAKE wrestler steal MY name… SO 6 weeks ago I filed a change of name request and today I had court to make my name officially WAR MACHINE.

Not to get all technical, but wouldn’t Marvel Comics have the trademark [EDIT: copyright, whatever] on War Machine?  Uhhhh, not that I would ever read comics, ha ha.  Those are for gay nerdy losers.  GRRRR ARMPIT TATTOOS!!!


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