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CANADIA SUCKS AT ENDZONE CELEBRATIONS

By 09.03.08

Arland Bruce III, a wide receiver for the CFL’S Toronto Argonauts, apparently spent many lonely masturbatory nights planning an elaborate touchdown celebration that included a Spiderman mask. That celebration was realized when he scored Monday against the Hamilton Tiger-Cats. Aaaand, it’s lamers.

To recap: you put on the mask, a process that takes you roughly eight minutes, pose for half a second with it on then immediately take it off? You don’t even try to kiss a cheerleader upside down or bust a nut on her costume and pretend it’s webbing? What a waste.

[Fanhouse; SportsbyBrooks]


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