Redskins safety LaRon Landry apparently drives a lime-green Lamborghini with lime-green rims. Because, you know, a black Lamborghini or a red Lamborghini or a yellow Lamborghini — why, people wouldn’t even notice it. You have no idea how many times I’ve left my navy blue Lamborghini in a parking lot, only to get it confused with all the other Lamborghinis painted the same color. I feel like such a fool.
Interestingly, D.C. Sports Bog adds this cryptic statement:
LaRon had an incredible thing hanging around his neck after the game, and also that I was prohibited to take a photo of it. But trust me, it would fit in very nicely with this car.
An incredible… thing? What was it? A diamond-encrusted lime? Green truck nutz? Please let it be green truck nutz.