By: 09.17.08  •  8 Comments

Hmmm… let’s look through the news…

Oh, the Lions signed a running back?  Fascinating.  A quarterback has been benched?  STOP THE PRESSES!  And wait, what’s this?!?  Gilbert Arenas is having knee surgery??!?!  Why, that’s never happened before!

Sorry, but I’ve got a problem with just regurgitating what comes across the AP wires.  If shit ain’t happening, and there aren’t skateboarders suffering from horrible injuries to share, then I’m sorry, but I’m just going to link to cheerleader galleries.  Will this one of the USC Song Girls do?

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