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CRISTIANO RONALDO AND A HOOKER? NO!

SUCK IT, EUROPE

By / 09.22.08

The United States kicked Europe’s ass all over the golf course, winning the Ryder Cup back for the Stars and Stripes with a decisive 16½-11½ victory [Ed. note: no idea what that score means].  It’s the first such victory this millennium, and Boo Weekley embodied the Americans’ looseness by riding his driver a la Happy Gilmore.

The fans took their cue from Boo, the arm-waving, fist-clenching, tobacco-chewing, shot-making, cheerleading, Westwood-frosting, syntax-fracturing tour de force at this Ryder Cup.

He’s not to be confused with Boo Weekly, the leading publication for Philly fans. Coming next week: The Phillies are in the playoffs and the Eagles are 3-0 2-1: how to stay negative through potentially happy times.

[Sox and Dawgs]


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