The incomparable Unsilent Majority unearthed this pic for Deadspin earlier today. That birth canal you find yourself staring into belongs to our possibly-future vice president. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be practicing a little “gun control” before my boss gets back. They don’t call me The Time-Traveling Masturbator for nothing.
UPDATE: Whoops. Palin is actually No. 22 on the Wasilla Team. Eww. Good thing I already busted my load.