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EVEN MORE EXXXTREME TO THE MAXXXEST!

By 10.23.08

You know, I’ve always enjoyed the dangerous, freewheeling antics of BMX riders, but I’ve always felt that that particular extreme sport just isn’t quite, well, extreme enough.  The bikes are too small to get to terrifyingly dangerous speeds, and the smooth curves of the terrain park just aren’t treacherous enough.

What the sport of extremely dangerous bicycle stunts needs is… mountains!  Yeah!  Big, steep-ass mountains that propel bikes faster than you could possibly pedal them, with crazy jumps onto uneven dirt and shards of rock!  Consuela, fetch me my Mountain Dew! I have bones to break, and the word “gnarly” to use!

[Shred or Die]


TAGSACTION SPORTSMOUNTAIN BIKING

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