In an absolutely shocking development, John Daly, America’s golfingest alcoholic, spent a day in the drunk tank after passing out in a North Carolina Hooters. The details:
Officers described Daly as extremely intoxicated and uncooperative. He repeated he didn’t want to go to the hospital.
Hooters employees asked Daly to leave. But Daly did not have transportation. Officers say he was part of a group traveling on a tour bus. The group left Daly behind at the Hooters because they didn’t want him to continue traveling with them.
Sounds like there are some real rocket scientists on that tour bus. “Hey, a Hooters! Let’s give an alcoholic with four ex-wives access to tits and beer! Certainly we’ll want to spend the rest of the evening with such a charming raconteur in his natural environment!”