A 21-year-old man tailgating at a UMass football game was arrested after he allegedly kneed a cop in the groin. And justifiably so: all the guy was doing was skinny-dipping. In the bed of a pick-up truck.
When police told them to stop [splashing around in the nude], the man refused to get out. He then approached an officer and kneed him twice in the groin, [Deputy Chief Patrick] Archbald said.
The officer, whom Archbald did not name, was given morphine at a hospital. He could miss up to two weeks of work.
Two weeks off from work because a naked wet drunk man kneed him in the groin. Not bad. I know some clubs where folks pay good money for that. By which I mean, I was there last night, and it cost me $50.