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By / 10.10.08

Oh, hello. I’m Drew Magary. Blogger. Author. Provocateur. Gayboy. That’s my picture right there. I know what you’re thinking, and the answer is yes. That IS my family’s coat of arms on my shirt! I’ve had it stitched into all my clothing and linens, even the poopy towels.

Anyhoo, I’ll be helping out here a little bit today while Ufford is traveling to England to trace his family’s very white and pasty ancestry. I recommended he try the Indian food. After all, British people are short, and gay, and only like to watch brain-numbing sports. But they make a mean tikka masala. You get that with one of those 478 fl. oz. Kingfisher bottles, and you got yourself a solid meal.

I’d also like to take a moment here to announce the MEN WITH BALLS blog tour. I’ll be taking over this site for the entire day on Wednesday, October 29th. Then Deadspin the next day. Then Yahoo’s Shutdown Corner on Halloween. All to whore a book that you, fair reader, no longer have the money to buy. Hooray! So stay tuned for more fun later today. And, by all means, please feel free to ridicule my general appearance in the comments below. I suggest you start with the double chin. Look at that flap. You could make a doggie door out of it.


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