Some people may complain about this post because riding a motorcycle isn’t a sport per se, but to those detractors I retort: Marisa Miller on a motorcycle, bitches.
Unfortunately, these are not posters for my new porno, Easy Ride: Her. These are new ads for Harley-Davidson’s V-Rod Muscle, and one of them specifically says that I can see more of Marisa if I go to this page. And it’s a goddam lie. There’s no Marisa there. It’s just specs on some stupid motorcycle.
What the hell, Harley-Davidson? I’m not going to buy a motorcycle unless I think there’s a realistic chance that I’m going to go down to my garage one day, and boom! There’s Marisa Miller, dressed in leather, waiting for a ride. Well, thanks to you, I know she won’t be there. Your motorcycles SUCK.