Here’s tennis hottie Ana Ivanovic with her new boyfriend, Fernando Something. He’s Spanish, he has a fauxhawk, and he’s a tennis pro. And judging by this photo, he also has terrible breath that makes Ana throw up in her hand whenever he gets close to her. Or not:
“It’s true I’m dating Fernando. We met at the US Open, and then it all started,” former world ranked no. 1 said. “At present, we are knowing each other and getting adapted to our relationship. He’s a fantastic guy and I’m very happy with him.”
Whatever. I guess I can’t blame her. I’m off the market so she might as well settle for some pro athlete who kinda looks like Cristiano Ronaldo. Some guy with handsome dark features and a Spanish accent and a sculpted body. The sort of fling young women embark on when they realize they’ll never get their hands on THIS.
**licks finger, places it on ass, makes “SSSSS” noise**