Here’s Maria Sharapova in this month’s or next month’s or some month’s Spanish GQ, and I don’t speak Spanish, but my boner seems to understand the point of the feature. Holy moley it’s amazing the way some makeup and a stylist and sexy heels and a good photographer make her a hundred times hotter than she already is. Actually, I guess it’s not all that amazing. Makeup and stylists and sexy heels and a good photographer make any chick way hotter. So I guess the lesson for the ladies here is never leave the house without makeup and a stylist and sexy heels and a good photographer. And if you feel the need to get a boob job just for good measure, hey, knock yourself out. Better safe than not sexy.
[Fan IQ; video after the jump]