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By 11.18.08

The holiday season is nearly upon us, which means it’s time for bloggers to start digging up inane sports-related gifts.  And an early award for this has to go to Big League Stew, which discovered Cole & Mason’s King Pepper Baseball Bat Mill.  For that baseball fan who needs enough fresh ground pepper to cover an entire barbecued elephant carcass.

Product Features

  • King Pepper has 2 1/2 feet of pure pepper grinding power
  • Actual size of a baseball bat

What an amazing gift.  “Oh, thank you honey!  A pepper grinder.  That looks like a baseball bat.  No, I love it.  This is great.  Every time I use a regular pepper mill I get frustrated that it isn’t two feet longer and too large to keep on the table.  It’s perfect.”

At 72 cm in length, the King Pepper Baseball bat mill is literally the size of a real life baseball bat! However, it is only bound for the table with a design registered stainless steel grinding mechanism with a lifetime guarantee – so not one for the rounders or baseball pitch!

It’s not suited for baseball, but it’s perfect for a game of PEPPER!!!  **murders litter of puppies**


TAGSBaseballSHITTY GIFTS

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