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I ONCE GOT BUSY IN A BUFFALO BATHROOM

By 11.05.08

After succumbing to the inherent sexiness of an NFL stadium, two fans attending Sunday’s Jets-Bills game in Buffalo were arrested for having sex in a women’s room stallPlease be two hot chicks please be two hot chicks please be two hot chicks…

The call came out… to investigate numerous complaints of a commotion in a ladies’ restroom across from Section 336 in Ralph Wilson Stadium. It didn’t take security officers long to figure out the cause of what police later called a “public disturbance” in the restroom.

A woman, law enforcement officials said Monday, was having sex with her boyfriend [DAMMIT -Ed.] in a bathroom stall.

The couple was arrested, two of 37 people arrested at the stadium by Orchard Park police and Erie County sheriff’s deputies before, during and after Sunday’s Bills-Jets game.

The douchey-looking Bills fan you see in the image, by the way, is none other than resident Photoshop contributor 289, who has apparently been working out and getting taller since I last saw him.  And he’s also having sex with Emmy Rossum via use of a photo editing program.  Which, really, is the most rewarding kind of sex for a blogger.

[Sports by Brooks]


TOPICS#NFL
TAGSBUFFALO BILLSFansLAVATORY FORNICATIONPOLICE BLOTTER

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