No fountain metaphors, please
A former gymnastics coach at the University of Illinois is being investigated after a video camera was found hidden in the locker room. Police recently searched John Valdez’s home and computer files for criminal evidence. Sexy criminal evidence.
Valdez helped train U.S. gymnasts at the Beijing Olympics. He resigned from the Illini coaching staff last month citing personal issues, including a pending drunken driving charge in Wisconsin.
Oh, c’mon. The video camera obviously didn’t belong to Valdez. As someone who knows a little something about sexual deviancy, believe me, you don’t quit your job without first collecting all your girls gymnastics team recording equipment.