Manchester United/Portuguese teammates “Nani” Cunha and Cristiano Ronaldo famously shared women at Ronaldo’s five-hooker orgy, which makes blowing out birthday candles together over a glass of white wine either more gay or less gay. I’m not sure.
Anyway, happy 24th birthday to Nani. I’m sure being friends with Ronaldo is always nice around birthdays and holidays. “Hey, Cristiano, what’d you get me? *please say hookers please say hookers* Hookers? Why, what a surprise!”
(thanks to Maj)