For fans of submissions and knockouts, the UFC 91 card didn’t disappoint. As you surely know, Brock Lesnar beat Randy Couture by second-round TKO in the headliner, but there was all sorts of awesomeness on the undercard (for people who care, here are the fight bonuses).
Notably, Damien Maia submitted Nate Quarry to improve his UFC record to 4-0 (all by submission) and establish himself as a challenger for the title at 185 pounds. Then Maia kissed Quarry on the cheek. Then Quarry came really really close to kissing Maia on the lips. It was pretty traumatic for all of us manly men watching at home. We’d gotten together to watch pairs of half-naked sweaty men with rippling muscles grapple on the floor, not something gay.