By: 12.12.08

An eleven-year-old Chinese boy named Liu Cheong is somehow alive after a classmate shot an arrow THROUGH HIS EYE SOCKET during archery practice at school. From Sky News (via Sports Rubbish):

“If the arrow had been shot with just a bit more force, it would have come out the back of his head,” said medics at Jida Hospital in Changchun, eastern China.

Surgeons chipped away at parts of the boy’s skull for more than four hours to remove the arrow, which had sunk more than four inches into his head.

They even had to cut away part of the shaft just to get the boy in the CT scanner.

Cut away part of the shaft just to get him into the CT scanner?  Happens to me all the time.  Damn this regenerating 18-inch cock.  It’s like a starfish arm with a taste for boobs.

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