Last week an Asian chick with big boobs walked around LAX with Michael Phelps, and I naturally assumed it was his big-boobed Asian girlfriend Caz Pal. But apparently the woman was just some Asian boob double hired by the paparazzi to walk near Phelps.
How does he explain a new photo of him and a scantily [clad] woman, identified as Pal, taken at Los Angeles International Airport on Wednesday? He said it was a set-up by an enterprising photographer.
“They pose the girl up next to me as I get out of the car, and she follows me in,” he explained. “I was like, ‘Oh wow, you guys are pretty original — pose somebody next to me to make it look like we’re together!’ She, like, follows me up the counter. I’ve never seen her before in my life!
Well, that sucks. I don’t think I’ve ever been wrong before, except about most things. I guess I can’t tell two large-breasted Asian women apart. Does that make me racist? I can’t be racist if I still think they’re hot, right?
Also, Phelps stated on Regis and Kelly that he’s “not seeing anyone right now,” so I guess he and Pal have split up. What a pity. And here we were, a nation united and in love with America’s hottest sports couple for, oh, two weeks or so. Will we ever bounce back? It’s too soon to tell.
I want more like this!
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