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By 12.01.08

I understand there are still pockets of America that don’t follow events in the English Premier League (or Barclay’s or whatever they’re calling it now), so I’ll fill you in: the big match this weekend was between the old rivals of Manchester.  All-world team Man U outclassed this season’s upgraded squad from Man City, but the real news was Cristiano Ronaldo getting sent off after collecting two yellow cards (the latter being an intentional hand ball).

Now, this may come as a shock to you, but Ronaldo reacted to the situation like a little girl.  One source wrote from across the pond: “After Cristiano got carded on the weekend, he apparently went into the dressing room and kicked his boot into a mirror and smashed it.. He was also crying apparently. How do I know this? His cousin told me :)”

So, is it true?  Welp, take a look at the pictures and you tell me if that’s a man capable of a hissy fit.  Is that the preening spoiled face of a talented prima donna who would cry if he didn’t get his way?  I don’t want to sound biased, but the answer is yes.  Yes it is.









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