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ROLLER BLADING IS BAD FOR YOUR FACE

By / 12.12.08

A brief video of someone on roller blades getting a faceful of concrete is already perfect; I’m not really sure what I can add here.  Would I try to improve the Mona Lisa?

And the answer is yes, absolutely.  She needs more of a plunging neckline and bigger boobs.  Some eye makeup and fuller lips.  And her hair could really use some body — did they not rinse out conditioner in the 16th century?  Basically, she needs to be Mona Lisa: Tomb Raider.

There.  Much better.  Oh, and the video could use some blood and more slo-mo.

[Don Chavez]


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