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THE YANKEES AREN’T HURTING FOR CASH

By 12.19.08

The Yankees introduced A.J. Burnett and CC Sabathia to the press yesterday in their official coming-out party, or whatever they call those media circle jerks.  Big League Stew smartly called this $240 million worth of initials, and the largesse is kind of embarrassing.  Think about it: that’s an 82 million-dollar pitcher standing next to a 161 million-dollar pitcher standing in a new $1.3 billion-dollar stadium.

In a related story, I found two dollars in change under my couch cushions.  Hello, slice of pizza for lunch!

That’s not true, actually.  It was just a joke.  The truth is I have a futon because couches are way expensive.  So I didn’t find any change at all.  Who knows what I’ll have for lunch.  Maybe this white bread is still good.  Man, this got real depressing real fast.


TOPICS#MLB
TAGSAJ BURNETTC.C. SABATHIANEW YORK YANKEES

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