CANDACE PARKER IS PREGNANT — Explains the eloping she and Shelden Williams did. That kid’s gotta be some kind of superhuman basketball creation. It’s the sort of thing that the government would be doing if we lived in China.
ESPN IS GIVING RICK REILLY A TV SHOW — I’ve got nothing personal against Reilly, and yet here I am, dismissing this with a wanking motion. Sorry, Rick.