OSCAR-WINNER ENJOYS SODOMY. ALLEGEDLY.
THE WHITEST MOVIE YOU KNOW

DOWNHILL HOCKEY SKATING LUGE DERBY-X

By 01.13.09

Well, this is a unique combination of bad ideas. This is a competitive event in which people on hockey skates go down an enlarged bobsled chute in the same manner that you see in snowboard-cross at the Olympics. The announcers seem to be calling it “Red Bull Crash Ice,” but that name sucks. I like “Downhill Hockey Skating Luge Derby-X” way better. That way it reminds you of all the different dangerous sports they’ve combined to make more dangerous. Plus it just rolls right off your tongue.

[Don Chavez]


TAGSACTION SPORTSHOCKEY

Join The Discussion


[avatar]

Join the discussion. or Register





Powered by WordPress.com VIP