Sure, I’m looking forward to the Super Bowl. I guess. I’ll probably watch the entire thing from start to finish, even after the Steelers have it all but wrapped up in the third quarter. But you can bet your sweet A I’m gonna have my DVR set to record Puppy Bowl V.
Above are some of the “players” for Sunday’s match-up at Animal Planet Stadium — I didn’t include any of the worthless pussy dogs like the Cavalier King Charles spaniels — and LOOK AT HOW F-CKING ADORABLE THESE PUPPIES ARE. These dogs are made out of rainbows and children’s smiles and really soft fur. I would sooner set my hands on fire than hurt one of these puppies. If I could, I would quit this job and blog about puppies. I would literally give my life for these puppies. If you don’t think these puppies are more adorable than your own children, I will murder you in your sleep. I JUST WANT TO HUG THEM SO BAD!!!