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By / 02.10.09

Indy racer Danica Patrick is in the Swimsuit Issue for the second consecutive year, and this year’s spread is way way better than last year’s.  Last year she was crawling out of a firesuit on a beach and wearing a bland white bikini.  Now they’ve got her all glammed up, wearing a fancy bikini and high heels while she’s draped across a sports car.  Science says that high heels and fast cars make any photo shoot 50% sexier, and science is never wrong.  Science also says she could have gotten the extra 50% if she were pictured eating fruit provocatively and submerging herself in a tub of motor oil.  Eh, maybe next year.


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