Lance Armstrong finished seventh overall at the Tour of California (Armstrong’s Astana team leader Levi Leipheimer won for the third straight year), but the highlight was the seven-time Tour de France winner shoving this syringe-wielding jackass into a snow bank.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not defending Lance Armstrong’s decisions to leave his wife for Sheryl Crow or hook up with an Olsen twin or hang out with Matthew McConaughey. I’m really just supporting the idea that if fans want to interfere with sporting events, then all rules are off for the athletes beating their ass. Like, sure, you should be allowed to run around the bases at the Major League game of your choice. And if you get beaten to death with a baseball bat, sweet. Thanks for the extra entertainment.