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NASTY FETISH TOURNAMENT: PLAY-IN FETISH

By / 03.16.09

It’s a bow, you sick bastards.

In a obviously-misguided attempt at mocking the playoff structure of the NCAA tournament, we’re inviting readers of With Leather and Kissing Suzy Kolber to enjoy matchups of actual fetishes in a voter-powered tournament, culminating in April with the Nasty Fetish Final Four. That tournament begins today with the Play-In Fetish. All items after the jump are considered Safe For Work.

Look for the following tag to see NF matchups after the jumps of regular posts. See the complete bracket here and vote for your favorite fetish in today’s matchups after the jump.

16. Donkey Punch.

Literal Meaning: Punching one’s sexual partner in the back of the head during anal intercourse. The blow is intended to create a tightening of the anus of the recipient, and increase the pleasure enjoyed by the offending party.

Wiki says: Sex advice columnist Dan Savage discussed the donkey punch in his October 25, 2006 “Savage Love” column. He wrote, “attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to … unsatisfying outcomes,” including “injury, death, or incarceration;” he also pointed out that it “doesn’t even work that well.”

Notable Advocates: Julian Morris, Todd Bertuzzi (not really),

17. MILF.

Literal Meaning: Acronym for “Mother I’d Love to F*ck.

Wiki says: The term was popularized by the Hollywood film American Pie (1999). Also known as Mom I Like To Feel[1], though the origin of the term predates this (the term was already used for years on the Internet).[2] A more family-friendly version is “Mama Is Looking Fine”, though this is not widespread in usage.

Notable Advocates: Oedipus, the guy from that one MILF-hunting website oh what’s it called…, Brad Pitt.


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