Uncoached put together a collection of girls riding mechanical bulls. And I’m being totally serious when I say I have no idea how anyone could watch this live and not start beating off right then and there. It’s been said that what separates us humans from the animal kingdom is our concept of self-restraint. But I think it’s just our ability to lock ourselves in the bathroom while our undercarriage gets a little bit of a How’s Your Father.
I must go now.