Meech over at The Fightins caught a listen of Howard Stern this morning, who apparently is still alive. One of Stern’s guests was porn star Sophia Rossi, the former girlfriend of Phillies outfielder Pat Burrell. Her visit is summarized below, in what might be my favorite paragraph of the day:
During her segment, she also stated that this happened a long time ago (good news for Pat’s wife!) and said that Pat was “very immature.” Then she sat on a gigantic vibrating machine and had a very loud orgasm.
Yes, a porn star called somebody immature. How is anyone supposed to stand in front of those funbags all day with a straight face? And why the hell is everyone in porn called a “star?” Especially when I’ve never heard of any of them. If they were stars, they wouldn’t be doing porn, now would they? And what’s the deal with airline food? Hello? Is this thing on?
I want more like this!
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